Small children are familiar with Gucci and Prada.
You eat gelato everyday...usually twice.
Men wear scarves in the summer.
Veganism is nonexistent.
You can be fined for pouring wine incorrectly. (Not really, but it wouldn't surprise me.)
Octogenarians have a better fashion sense than you.
Conversations about food are meticulously detailed and last hours.
People drink espresso or wine at any time of the day.
Every town has its own signature pasta.
There's no such thing as a slow lane on the autostrada (or anywhere).
David's dingaling is a daily sight.
Being tan seems more important than the chance of skin cancer.
People get into heated debates about the correct wine to choose for each course.
There is a castle, an ancient statue, an art museum or a vineyard around the corner.
You are living "la dolce vita."
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